ISSUE 5
* Hating: Jimmy Carr... Matthew Williamson... Tom Ford... Wallpaper* ISSUE 4
* 3PM girls gossip: JohnÕs Facial Peel... Charlotte Turns Into Harlot!... BlunkettÕs Wife Does It Doggy Numbered limited edition of 400. ISSUE 3 * How Clean Is Your Spouse: Jordan ISSUE 2 * Britney Spears raped by SlipknotÕs spear! ISSUE 1 * Style Challended with Madonna
* 3PM Girls: Madge Hung Up On Horse Love... Fern Feeders Hit the High Street
* Steal Her Style: Gail PorterÕs bald new look
* The Power of Negative Thought: by Neil Tennant
* Soak Cheryl: Destroy Cheryl ColeÕs constant surprised face by pleasuring yourself all over her with this cut out and keep mask.
* The Juice on GeriÕs cumshake diet!
* Dead Good. Our favourite dead pop stars.
* Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to tofu!
* Steal her Style: Michelle McManus
* Phil from Big Fun talks doing bongs with Sinitta
* The Hate A-Z of Working In Magazines
* Which Pop Poof Would You Pump?
* Suicide Watch: the stars whoÕll die in 2003
* ÒHappy Xmas You CuntÓ present labels
* Paedo Pin-up: Brooklyn Beckham!
* Dannii MinogueÕs disaster zone
* ÔJiggle With JudeÕ Xmas dice
* Cut out and keep garden gnome Brian Dowling
*Gaybours with Jason Donovan